January 9th, 2012 at 9:14PM
it’s jessie scented. supposedly. or I’m taking it back.

it’s jessie scented.

supposedly.

or I’m taking it back.

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January 9th, 2012 at 9:12PM
interweber: gifmovie: 999kB of Baklava to commemorate Tumblr’s increase of the GIF limit. Amazing!

interweber:

gifmovie:

999kB of Baklava to commemorate Tumblr’s increase of the GIF limit.

Amazing!

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January 9th, 2012 at 4:56PM
interweber: Bobby found the best thing of today.  They say you can’t pick your nickname, but please someone start calling me “crumbles bacoon.”

interweber:

Bobby found the best thing of today. 

They say you can’t pick your nickname, but please someone start calling me “crumbles bacoon.”

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January 9th, 2012 at 1:28AM
The first time I heard about this device, a girl was explaining it to me. Her: IUD is like long term birth control. Me: An improvised unexploded device? Her: Facepalm’d. No it’s like a birth control implant that lasts 7-12 years. Me: OH so it’s like a time capsule? Her:

The first time I heard about this device, a girl was explaining it to me.

Her: IUD is like long term birth control.

Me: An improvised unexploded device?

Her: Facepalm’d. No it’s like a birth control implant that lasts 7-12 years.

Me: OH so it’s like a time capsule?


Her:

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January 7th, 2012 at 1:24AM
cadburycrazed: hahaha! I’m loving this fan mail. :)

cadburycrazed:

hahaha! I’m loving this fan mail. :)

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January 6th, 2012 at 11:01PM
I took this from Amazon. Apparently, people were under the impression that the key to getting jacked’ muscle mass was merely holding on to the battery operated double sided dildo otherwise known as a shake weight.

I took this from Amazon.

Apparently, people were under the impression that the key to getting jacked’ muscle mass was merely holding on to the battery operated double sided dildo otherwise known as a shake weight.

#lol#this fuckin country
January 6th, 2012 at 4:53PM
misschiquita taught me to make gifs. this is a new age in tumblr gifs the internest has been forever changed also, I managed to screen cap her instructions and add them into the gif

misschiquita taught me to make gifs.

this is a new age in tumblr gifs

the internest has been forever changed

also, I managed to screen cap her instructions and add them into the gif

January 5th, 2012 at 3:24AM
thedailywhat: Today On TDW: Geek — Above: French fast food chain to launch Star Wars-themed burgers. Sweden recognizes file-sharing as an official religion. Canadian man reportedly allowed to enter States with passport scanned on iPad. Words With friends become Words With newlyweds. Lily Collins to star in Evil Dead remake. Doctor Who’s Noel Clarke cast in Star Trek sequel. Is Sherlock Holmes sexist? Battlestar Galactica as a retro RPG. Dr. Seuss-inspired illustrations of Batman characters. The Thing and Pingu — together at last.

thedailywhat:

Today On TDW: Geek —

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January 4th, 2012 at 5:40PM

phew, abc news back to pretending that RP doesn’t exist.

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January 4th, 2012 at 5:18PM

I could go for some coco puffs or fruity pebbles right about now.

srs

but 

i gotta lift weights

for to be muscular

muskles

muh

skulls

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