I have a headache.

phew, abc news back to pretending that RP doesn’t exist.

I could go for some coco puffs or fruity pebbles right about now.

srs

but 

i gotta lift weights

for to be muscular

muskles

muh

skulls

i’m fuckin starving

I just drank a whole Arizona tea and didn’t notice until I finished it that it said “shake well.”

fuckin’ shit!

why they write that so small?

I’m watching “half ton teen.” I want to give all these parents a knuckle sangwich.

Before caucus reporting: “If Paul wins it definitely calls into question the validity of of Iowa’s importance in picking a candidate.”

Santorum comes in first: “IOWA HATH SPOKEN!”

why do I even go to huffington post?

makes me feel like

I think I’m the only person on earth that would like to have, or at least see, someone with glass teeth. I mean crystal clear teeth. A full toothy-grinned set of see through teeth.

The real Michael Oher from The Blind Side and his tutor, played by Kathy Bates.

I’m bad with cars. I remember a friend called me bc his truck wasn’t starting. My advice? “Put some grease on the nipples,” I said. Nobody should ask me for automotive advice.