I have a headache.

it’s jessie scented. supposedly. or I’m taking it...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:14:53 -0600

it’s jessie scented.

supposedly.

or I’m taking it back.

interweber: gifmovie: 999kB of Baklava to commemorate Tumblr’s...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 21:12:02 -0600

interweber:

gifmovie:

999kB of Baklava to commemorate Tumblr’s increase of the GIF limit.

Amazing!

interweber: Bobby found the best thing of today. They say you...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 16:56:42 -0600

interweber:

Bobby found the best thing of today.

They say you can’t pick your nickname, but please someone start calling me “crumbles bacoon.”

The first time I heard about this device, a girl was explaining...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 01:28:00 -0600

The first time I heard about this device, a girl was explaining it to me.

Her: IUD is like long term birth control.

Me: An improvised unexploded device?

Her: Facepalm’d. No it’s like a birth control implant that lasts 7-12 years.

Me: OH so it’s like a time capsule?

Her:

cadburycrazed: hahaha! I’m loving this fan mail. :)

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:24:55 -0600

cadburycrazed:

hahaha! I’m loving this fan mail. :)

I took this from Amazon. Apparently, people were under the...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 23:01:00 -0600

I took this from Amazon.

Apparently, people were under the impression that the key to getting jacked’ muscle mass was merely holding on to the battery operated double sided dildo otherwise known as a shake weight.

misschiquita taught me to make gifs. this is a new age in tumblr...

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:53:10 -0600

misschiquita taught me to make gifs.

this is a new age in tumblr gifs

the internest has been forever changed

also, I managed to screen cap her instructions and add them into the gif

thedailywhat: Today On TDW: Geek — Above: French fast food...

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 03:24:27 -0600

thedailywhat:

Today On TDW: Geek —

Above: French fast food chain to launch Star Wars-themed burgers.

Sweden recognizes file-sharing as an official religion.

Canadian man reportedly allowed to enter States with passport scanned on iPad.

Words With friends become Words With newlyweds.

Lily Collins to star in Evil Dead remake.

Doctor Who’s Noel Clarke cast in Star Trek sequel.

Is Sherlock Holmes sexist?

Battlestar Galactica as a retro RPG.

Dr. Seuss-inspired illustrations of Batman characters.

The Thing and Pingu — together at last.

phew, abc news back to pretending that RP doesn’t exist.

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:40:09 -0600

phew, abc news back to pretending that RP doesn’t exist.

I could go for some coco puffs or fruity pebbles right about now. srs but i gotta lift weights for...

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:18:56 -0600

I could go for some coco puffs or fruity pebbles right about now.

srs

but

i gotta lift weights

for to be muscular

muskles

muh

skulls

i’m fuckin starving

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:12:09 -0600

i’m fuckin starving

I just drank a whole Arizona tea and didn’t notice until I finished it that it said...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:53:44 -0600

I just drank a whole Arizona tea and didn’t notice until I finished it that it said “shake well.”

fuckin’ shit!

why they write that so small?

I’m watching “half ton teen.” I want to give all these parents a knuckle sangwich.

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 23:41:00 -0600

I’m watching “half ton teen.” I want to give all these parents a knuckle sangwich.

Before caucus reporting: “If Paul wins it definitely calls into question the validity of of...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:13:00 -0600

Before caucus reporting: “If Paul wins it definitely calls into question the validity of of Iowa’s importance in picking a candidate.”

Santorum comes in first: “IOWA HATH SPOKEN!”

Why do I read the comments on the Huffington Post?

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 19:04:20 -0600

why do I even go to huffington post?

makes me feel like

I think I’m the only person on earth that would like to have, or at least see, someone with...

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:42:53 -0600

I think I’m the only person on earth that would like to have, or at least see, someone with glass teeth. I mean crystal clear teeth. A full toothy-grinned set of see through teeth.

Photo

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 16:46:00 -0600

when you see it…

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 23:39:00 -0600

when you see it…

The real Michael Oher from The Blind Side and his tutor, played by Kathy Bates.

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:40:00 -0600

The real Michael Oher from The Blind Side and his tutor, played by Kathy Bates.

I’m bad with cars. I remember a friend called me bc his truck wasn’t starting. My...

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 02:13:33 -0600

I’m bad with cars. I remember a friend called me bc his truck wasn’t starting. My advice? “Put some grease on the nipples,” I said. Nobody should ask me for automotive advice.